Whoa...It's been a very long time since I blogged about 2e3 ppl but I already swore that I will complete this post by tonight...I have disappointed many times, but who cares?LOL...
Without much ado, *ahem* I will now start it's opening ceremony, which serves as a signal to break the ice...dun understand what I am babbling about?Well, go consult a tutor...
First, I will start with the most popular boy/girl in our class...Who isit?Of course is siong p...eh no, Edwardo lah...featuring penny!
Just look at them holding hands!!!Actually it is very clear that this photo is edited by GIMP, a poor modification...
As you can see in the picture, Edwardo is actually skipping along...see his weird posture?Looks like some model stutting on the runway...LOL
Next up....The DVPs!!!Looks like their blog are very popular with those lame videos and fortune telling during the near demise of picture-blogger...But now...
I AM GOING TO MAKE THEM EVEN MORE POPULAR!!!
Elijah:I am the holy god of nike water bottles!!!Now I will spray the water of damnation to those unloyal DVP fools...
Me:Blah...carry on...water of damnation...blah blah blah...wad crap is the DVP up to?
Elijah:Shut the shit up lah vincent!!you think you very kool isit?
Me:Same olde tyle of talking...blah
Elijah:I wont care about you liao, I will read out the list of unloyal DVP members ...they are:ELANGO PRADEEP and *gasp* THE LEADER OF DVP,JASPER!!!
E.Pradeep:Huh?What did I do?My name is boy(tm) and I very good boy one!!!Vincent, dun anyhow malign me!!!I am innocent!!!I didn't let down DVP at all!!!
Me:Opps, sorry about that "trademark" sign...I was too lazy to open character map
Elijah:Even though I am Grim(tm) I will show you some mercy...But I wont spare Jasper now...
Jasper:You think you Grim(tm) very kool isit?
Jasper:Who cares about that Grim(tm), as long I am the leader of DVP, I wont be sprayed by that holy shit of water bottles...
Me: really?We'll see...
Jasper:Shut the F*** up lah vincent
Me:Tralalalala
*Grim's footsteps*
Jasper:OH MY GOD what was that?KNNBCCB!!!HOW DARE THAT HOLY SHIT SPRAY ME?!!See lah!I look so lame in this posture!!!
Elijah:I dare to spray you because you are deemed unloyal to DVP though you are DVP's leader...
Jasper:I where got unloyal?
Elijah:Remember last time I asked you to join DVP to go to the "relaxing corner"?You said you dont want bcause you wanted to see the ceiling of 2e3..from that day onwards we deemed you so...
Jasper:whalau?How can like that?But dont care ah,I just continue looking at the ceiling...
Me:Eh Jasper, you look very funny in that pic, not to mention you laugh like some piece of shit...
Jasper:dun care ah!!!
Jasper:BUT I CARE about Grim(tm) spraying me just now...
Me:Are you pointing the middle finger?
Jasper:Yala!!!I point wrongly lah...cannot ah?You think you very kool isit?
Me: ...
Jasper:I am going to kick the ball at Ellijah's face later during the soccer match after school...He's going to die!!!!!!
*CUTTTTTTTT!!!!*
Jasper:what happened?
Me:Show's over liao lah, ddint know that DVP members are actually expert artistes!LOL,Act until so engrossed
Jasper and E.Pradeep:So fast over liao?I joined this show just because of the soccer fighting part!!!How can like that?
Me:Well, that's all, no fighting pls...
Jasper and E.Pradeep:Ok lah...But I want to go to relaxing corner later
Me:Ask me for wad?Ask the god of nike water bottles!
Me: And remember to keep those waste paper into the box infront of you to recycle them
Jasper and E.Pradeep:*laughs*
Me: ...nothing to say, too tired...
WHILE MEANTIME, WE DIDNT REALISE THAT WE WERE BEING WATCHED BY SOME INFLUENTIAL FIGURE
BUT HIS SNIPER BULLET'S TRAIL GAVE AWAY HIS POSITION, HE WAS ACTUALLY ATTEMPTING TO ASSASINATE SOMEONE!!!(Joel, go hire JY, and not those fools, to avenge your "father")
Luckily,I, as a risk-taking photographer, went behind him and took his photo, ALAS!!!IT IS HIDEOUS!!!A MONTROUS EYE IS ATTACKING US!!!!
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
*This is me reporting:A montrous eye is attacking townsville!!!We need help!!!Powerpuff Girls!!**teh..teh..teh..teh..teh..teh..teh*
Powerpuff Girls:Relax...It's only junyan from singapore,swiss cottage secondary school, class 2e3 2005, register number 37...
EVERYBODY:*gasp*JunYan, is that really you?
Jun Yan(fed up): Of course lah, dun shit lah...and those sniper rifle bullet's trails are just some grey rubber bands that I shot out of boredom!!!And I didnt peep at you all!!!I was watching Power Rangers:DinoThunder!!!
Me:JUNYAN!!!YOU STILL WATCH POWER RANGERS?OMG...
JunYan:go go power rangers....*doing power ranger's transformation dances*Opps...*red face*Oh well,I have to admit that I love power rangers to the core!!!
Me:Dun be upset, I wont hold it against you, as I watch pirated versions of teletubbies!!!TinkieWinki..Dipsy..LaaLaa..Po...Teletubbies..teletubbies..say bye-bye...byebye...
(sorry to disappoint JY, but I have NOT watched teletubbies since the age of 6)
This is a lame picture of Elijah, drawn proudly by Jian Ning...and guess how much he got for this art piece?15/20!!!I drew something which I "painstakingly" did only fetched me at most 14/20...WTF...
Then you see another similar picture drawn by Elijah...dunno what's wrong with the 2 of them
Look, IT'S JIAN NING!!!WHEN YOU ZOOM IN INTO THE PICTURE YOU CAN SEE THOSE PIMPLES...HE ALSO GOT 15/20!!!WHAT CRAP IS THIS?IS THIS WHAT THEY CALL ARTISTIC???*FUMING*
I HATE THE ARTS!!!
Phew...when I was about to finish this long post, my com hanged for about 20 minutes...and during that 20 minutes I went to take my supper consisting of milo and chocolate chip cookies...after that The com still hanged...I froze, thinking that it's over...but suddenly the com responded...Looks like the Mcaffe complete protection for windows is actually taking too much CPU resources...HUMPH...Spent so much money on that...
I think I am going crazy!!!I am actually going to buy a tent which I'll pitch in my BEDROOM!!!Imagine living in a tent in your own bedroom...so lameeee...
SO that's all, folks!Look at the state of
ZX's blog now...hehe
AND DONT SAY I BROKE MY SWEARING...IT'S NOW 11:50PM...and It's still tuesday!!!AND THIS LONG POST CONSISTED OF 10 photos!!!ha!I dont go back on what I swear, I take each of my swearings very seriously...
AND THOSE WHO HAVENT DOWNLOAD HALO CE, PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT NOW!!!YOU WONT REGRET IT!!
And jazreel, can you like send me an email regarding the events going on during 12-14Dec and I'll conpile them in a Microsoft Excel spreadsheet and be ready for everyone to download...THANKS!
THATS all !!!I HOPE THAT I CAN SLEEP PEACEFULLY NOW...