Shit man....The escape theme park was quite fun....

Sorry for the latency of the Escape theme park's trip post...Cuz when I got back home after the trip, which was already 9:20pm,I damn tired liao then went to bathe and went upstairs to sleep liao...then yesterday I played other online games such as www.yetisports.org and www.miniclip.com and www.orisinal.com they are all lame games but I have no choice...I totally forgoteen about posting yesterday!But who cares?I'll start posting now...


If you refer to http://dvp-2e3.blogspot.com/2005/11/escape-theme-park-part-1.html , the post on the Escape trip by spawn, was inaccurate as I did not refer myself as a bigshot...I was merely organising the trip and calling each of the 9 ppl excluding me and asking them to meet at Jurong East MRT station, facing IMM at 11am..at first it was wednesday....then I called all of them once...then later changed to Monday thanks to ZX...as he is going overseas on tuesday...called 2 times...then later some ppl complain that 1pm was too late to meet, later not enough time to play....then later I call them again,to inform them the changes....VERY SIAN YOU KNOW???

OK...this post is going to be very sian as I DID NOT bring a camera during the trip as I cannot be possibly holding the camera in one had then the other hand holding the bars of the roller coaster right?However, the pirate ship is not very fast...so can hold onto it even when I sat at the end of the ship....And not to mention that only me and SP managed to sit through the pirate ship 11 times!!!

Ok...lets talk about the initial trip to the theme park first...ok

Firstly, I sat through 6 bus stops from my house then took the MRT for 3 stops, then reached Jurong East MRT station at about 11:12am,late by 12 minutes...Just when I feared that they will scold me for being late, I sieved through the entire platform and did not find anyone...later, when I was playing with my handphone games, I saw ZX and Shih Yu ascending from the escalator...then I pretended not to see them...of course they called me lah....

Ok...the three of us waited for a good 5 minutes before Chang Jiun and Jasper came...Then later Guo Hui appeared out of nowhere(sometimes mispronounced as now-here by many ppl) beside Shih Yu...The six of us waited there...like some piece of lame shit...talking about lame things like games...we waited for quite some time before CJ insisted that he called SP and HM...Cj called SP first...ONLY TO FIND THAT HE WAS IN THE JURONG EAST MRT TOLIET!!!!!!!!THEN CJ LET ME TALK TO SP THEN I JOKINGLY SAID THAT

Me:Siong Poo,Ni zai da bian ah?*laughs*
SP:Mei you lah!
Me:Then ni zai na li?
SP:toliet...
Me:Zai toliet seat shitting while talking to me?
SP:NO...!!!
Me:Aiyah...dun have then byebye lah...

It was not long before he come...I strongly suspected that he shitted on the floor and spent alot of time clearing up the shit...

Then we waited for HM...we waited and waited and waited...He still didnt come...Then CJ remembered that HM was still in school buying books!..

He called hm then HM says dun want liao...imagine our faces...!CJ at first gave up the idea of asking HM to go, then later i think CJ bribed HM by givin 3million mesos or dunno wad lah...Then HM asked us to go ahead first...It took about 1hour10minutes to reach pasir ris MRT station...When we arrived at Pasir Ris, we saw HM!!!!!He was wearing a plain almost tranparent T-Shirt and a pair of surf short and a pair of slippers!Imagine the sight!Damn funny!

ON WHY HM REACHED Pasir Ris BEFORE US
Me:Eh?HongMing!!!I tot u still in school?
HM:特地赶来de lah
Me: 为什么这样快到 Pasir Ris?..
HM:Take Taxi 啦...不懂spend how much just to come here...(i think is $17+)
Me:I tot u take ur fathers car?
HM:没有啦...
Me:Hahahahahaha....

ON WHY HM WORE SUCH ASSY CLOTHES
Me:肥鸣(is this correct?),为什么穿到这烂?
HM:NVM lah...Go escape only mah...
Me:*joking*等下下水就变transparent liao leh...EH?wearing surf shorts eh?爽啦你...Slippers...LOL
HM:SHUT....Up!
Me and ZX:LOL*kept commenting on HM's transparent shirt*

Ok...then we read some crap map and the online escape theme park info says that it only takes 10 minutes to walk from Pasir Ris MRT to Escape...But we took i think more than 20minutes...We passed by many Barney's musical castle's advert and CJ asked me go in and buy a ticket which costs $25...-.- I hate barney and powerrangers and pirated versions and/or real of teletubbies!

Soon we went into the premises and look like damn small...Now...The exciting part...We decided to go and eat first before we go and play...so we went into the Orang Julius cum Burger King restaurant to order some things to eat...Wha really damn expensive...Lucky I brought $50 ...as the burger king's queue was too long, I decided to join the ornege Julius queue...I bought a hotmelt dog meal set, which I accidentally changed the orange fruit juice to strawberry-banana smoothie....Sucks like crap and it cost $6.80...The meal comprises only of one crap hotdog and one smoothie...ok...sounds quite little right?But surprisingly I become very full afterwards...lol..

First ride:
Haunted House
-sorry for not updating yesterday...I went out for dunno wad nuts-

Ok...the haunted house was like very creepy if you go in for the first time.
Starting they let you see some crap lousy 3d video of a skull talking somethings which I was too scared to hear wad it says...then behind the door got one statue with gleaming red eyes...wah lau...I tot is some living guy...then I rushed forward -.-

But soon I discovered that I was the last one in the row...feeling exposed to f.e.a.r(first encounter assault recon),I quickly pushed my way through then Zx's "roar" can be heard like some piece of shit trapped in a gong...I pushed ZX to the back and of course, ZX struggled like mad but I still succeeded...

I hate to admit that SHIH YU was the bravest among all as he walked in the front and damn steady one, with predictable pace and no fear was instilled in his heart...I pulled guohui's shirt the whole way without realising at all until when it's over...Then one ghost poped out of some crap place but not scary at all one...only wear a ghastly mask, I feel like smacking them sia...
FINALLY, we went out of that ass place...I admit that I was scared going in for the first time...DUN BLUFF HOR ZX, you also very scared...and CJ also, peter pradeep told me...
Then end liao

Next ride:
Alpha 8(indoor roller coaster)

Ok...this was not so scary compared to the ghost house....The whole circuit changed like mad...last time(2 years ago...lol) the circuit was not so scary and the whole ride got about 4 rounds around the circuit....now, only one lap and I admit, it was not very scary except during the steep slope, which I hit my head against the seat...we were experiencing a few "G"s(dunno wad's G ask SP)...

Heard the news lately?2 girls took the alpha 8 ride and fell from a height of 3 metres...Go see 3/12/05 straits times,under home section...Maybe next time dun want to sit that liao...There was absolutely no sense of safety because the handle bars were very close to your stomach area...so very easy to fly off...

And not to mention that ZX didnt take the ride lah...disappointing...he says that he is not physically able to take up this ride...jiajia...

Next ride:
Pirate Ship

I'll say that PIRATE SHIP IS THE BEST RIDE AMONG ALL OF THE RIDES!!!!!!!
SP AND I TOOK PIRATE SHIP FOR 11 TIMES!!!!!!!!But...I made a more significant record than SP because I sat through all the rows of seat...from middle row to last row...
We spent most of the time queueing up for this ride...

DID I mention that ZX also didnt dare to go on this ride?Booo!!!

Next Ride:
Flying Kites,a.k.a "superman"

This ride, can you all agree, that it is the easiest ride?The only thing you do there is to lie down and slack...
But, after the ride, Hong Ming and Shih Yu went giddy!Damn lame, to think before the ride they say this ride was ridiculous!

So, after this ride Shih Yu and HM went to burger king to sleep liek shit...they went there for 1 hour to sleep!

Did I mention that ZX dared to take this ride?

Next event:
Rest-time

Some of us became damn hungry and insisted on going to Burger King for food and beverages...Jasper bought the hotdog again...watse money...not nice summore...
After that we went to see the water diver thingy...
Then ZX said this after me and ZX decided to go back into the burger king thingy

Me:Eh where they go?
ZX:Outside lah
Me:Outside do wad?
ZX:kan tiao shui biao yan
Me:Nice meh?Mei you tong si de...
ZX:They zai kan diving show lah...
Me:lol*laughs*
ZX:They all are guys, kan she me?

From this conversation you can know wad ZX is thinking right?
I wont say...you know right?
HM and Shih Yu were still struggling with the burger king's table...LOL

Next ride:
Expert course, Go Kart

We didnt go in as we tot we need some form of driving skills...LOL actually dun need...

Next ride:
Pirate ship

All of us except ZX, Guo Hui and HM and Shih YU didnt go pirate ship as ZX and Guo Hui went to queue for the beginner go karts...waste time queueing up...Then M and SSY were still queasy from the "baby" ride
Ok...very fun blah blah blah...

Next ride:
Ferris wheel

To think me, ZX and Guo Hui went to sit this inferior ride...but it is certainly windy and a very good spot for taking photos...But I didnt brin cam...-.-

Next ride:
Pirate ship
Pirate ship
Pirate ship

The title explains it all...

Then later CJ and Jasper went for the wet and wild and got themselves drenched like shit...pradeep also went to waste $1 to play the remote control boat and the speed was so inferior...!Shih Yu also wasted quite some money as he went to play the game stalls LOL

The pradeeps went for their 2nd round of Alpha 8 while me and SP queued for the 11th round of pirate ship...

Last ride:
Haunted house

Thie time was extremely fun as we went into the house in groups of 10!!!!!!!!!!!!Everybody went in and wah lau super nice!This time round got 3 "ghosts"
to scare us but we fight as a team!
And HM said this to the ghost

HM:I whack you ah!
Ghost:......
HM:Sorry sorry sorry...
Ghost:Whoooooooo

Then HM wiped away our fear due to his lameness...lol
It was certainly very fun for most of us!!!
And then we went to eat at macdonalds and the Pradeeps and Jasper went home first...then the rest of us went to take the bus to Pasir Ris MRT station and all of them except me alighted at jurong east MRT station...sian...only me left to go back to Boon Lay MRT station...When I reached home it was about 9+ liao...damn long sia

Some other parts I forgot due to the latency of this post...This post is damn long and some parts are not so detailed...For more info plz ask SP or other guys

In a few days time I will FINALLY post the debate photos