funny

The ugly man's house went on fire.
"Help! Help! Help!" he screamed around, asking for help, but to no avail.
Hence he ran 4kilometers to the nearest police station, requesting for help
He barged into the police station, which had 3 policemen on duty, and shouted
"Fire!"

The 3 policemen did.




Get it? Don't get it? Haha, hint: it has something to do with ugliness!

haha

Nice ah! tomorrow going for WGU meeting haha, time for a intense workout!
Soccer as usual in the 'kage' today...played till about 7pm. Fun, tiring and stupid to say the truth.
Tomorrow is the green movie screening at NLB... nice..planning to go there after WGU session..

On a more serious note,
To this guy:

Please control your own body odour lah...smelly like shit and I'm not joking when I say this. If you don't even know that you smell, then I'm very sorry.. because the smell is like the very smell of a steaming pile of shit.

Your attitude is stinking bad too, stop saying things like " aiya I want to drop a H2 subject liao" and stop acting cute..

Overall, I feel that you should change your entire life, because your current one is too shitty to be described - other than your features that provokes our noses and thoughts of digust.


P.S. : nothing against people with body odour, just that this person's body odour adds up to his "shitty" factor by at least a good 10-fold, hence the need to mention it.

Oh ya, speaking of...

I have no idea why, but I suddenly remembered Mas Selamat, that stinking pile of shit.
But seriously, who actually remembers him now?

And lastly, albeit a little fragmented and disjointed,
I pity the fool who actually thought Mas Selamat escaped.

Think about it.

First few days MINDEF sent troops patrolling around the Singapore.
After a while no more such patrols.
What the hell is this?

Keep that in mind he's a stinking terrorist, who by the way, is a key member of JI.
Now no more actions being carried out?
Seriously, What the Eff is this.

This, is, a huge web of conspiracy.

-End-
AYUMI!!!!!!!!SHIT i want to move to Japan!!!!!

(haha i quite happy now due to some things :) )

Whats keeping me afloat

Friday soccer,
When Monday (ALL day tutorials) , Tuesdays(6PM) are up, rest of the week ends relatively early
Meeting and talking with swiss people, when available
Tennis! (sadly, I've no time for it)
Parents
N81 (I have no idea why - it soothes my mind)
Using Ubuntu linux, admiring the smooth transition effects
Downloading large files from the internet
Escaping into "dreamland"
Ayu! & AYUtrance2!

fu*king depressed.

Really bloody tired

Piles of tutorials,
Lectures to stay awake for,
Concepts to digest.
A classmate who pisses you off

Looks little on paper. But it is thanks to these that makes me feeling depressed and hopeless...
The suspiciously high number of retain rates kept me on my toes at the very thought of school...

I have never, in my life, felt this stressed and depressed before.. Now I cannot afford not to hand in work, not out of teacher's pressure, but rather, out of self motivation...

H2Chemistry is almost on track, chemical bonding, atomic structure concepts are there, but not so much for stoichiometry.
H2Physics is taking a toll on me. I'm not sure whether I've over exaggerated this - but up till now I'm still unsure of Topic1:Measurements and its inplications in real life..
H2Maths is still okay, but I have a feeling that it's just starting...
H2Economics is interesting, and will always be interesting. But I will still do badly for the test because I did not know PPC was tested and it took up more than half of the paper
Chinese, well, it made me more depressed because I've never scored that low before
GP - still ok, but very very boring, what with all those essays and rigid "QTK approach"
PW - nothing to say. just hope that i will not be grouped together with that bastard of a guy.

And to think that I'm very sure of myself that I could at least achieve a H3 subject. But hell, F**K it.




signing off,
tired, mentally and physically,
vincent