An Excerpt From a blog

Ok lah...ZX really closed down his "dedicated gaming" blog..Sorry ZX for those insulting remarks that I gave you...Really sorry..
www.comrades05.blogspot.com and www.comrade05.blogspot.com ....
There goes the memories..


Okay lets not get so caught up in Zx's case.So..i was browsing around the web within my circle of friends, came across an article posted by someone.It's pathetically funny and ok...lets see.

Alias of different characters:

J*el:Oj*l

-NOTE: Picture removed as he threatened to report me-

Chang Jiun:C**e Man

Thursday, February 23, 2006

CAVEMAN!!!!
One day, Caveman decided to sign up for S'pore idol.
He entered when it was his turn and now there is 2 diff scenarios.

Scene 1: Caveman fails
Judge: Erm... i m sorry caveman, but ur singing does not allow me to pass u. U have failed.
Caveman: HUH!! Wad fail!? Fail ur cheeb*e la!

Caveman walks up to the judge and splashes coke on the judges' faces... like a caveman.
The police had to be called in to restrain him and put him in the exhibition cage in the zoo.

Scene 2: Caveman suceeds!
Judge: Congratulations!!! U can enter into the next round. I never knew tt ancient cave chanting could be so attracting. I hope u will become our first cave idol!
Caveman: WAAAH!!!! UGAUGA UGA UGA!!!!

Caveman jumps up and down and thru the door. It crashes and he lends on Gurmit Singh.
Gurmit singh is crushed by the immense weight of caveman and dies instantly. Caveman then screams triumphantly into the camera and it breaks. Caveman den staggers home.(tts how he walks)

Thursday, February 23, 2006

CAVEMAN PART 2!!!!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to wwe jumpdown!!!
today, we bring u the special telecast of a great match between ojel the monkey
and the famous CAVEMAN!!!!!!
the match will allow weapons and it is a ladder match! Or more simply, the "tree" MATCH!!!
The match starts with a glare between the monkey and the ancient man.
The caveman takes his weapon of choice and picks up a club while ojel picks up a banana.
"Phish" goes the banana and ohhhhh... caveman takes a beating! SPLAT!
Caveman uses his trademark caveman rage and flips ojel.
UGAUGA!!! Oh look at tat!
He's jumping on the pathetic monkey and ojel uses a breakdance move to fall down the ring and out of reach.
He takes the seed of the tree and throws it into the ring.
OH! ojel looks to be winning as he climbs up the still growing tree and reaches for the belt!!
Oh no!!! What is caveman doing? he is sitting down and seems to be making a plan!
The ancient man jumps up and with a flash of intelligence, he makes fire!!! "
I...... MAKE.......FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" roars caveman and he burns down the tree.
Ojel faints in the immense heat and caveman throws up his club in jubilance.
UGAUGA!!! piak..... the club falls and hits caveman's head......

DINGDINGDING..... its a tie!!!

Caveman is awarded the intelligence belt for his invention of fire while ojel was awarded a monkey- lookalike trophy..... oh no.... wads happening!!! caveman wakes up and the judges scream, sprinting away from the monstrous beast.....

Both version were written by "Azure" and because it is written by him, his posts are done with fantastic english.(He justifies it by saying that he speaks english everyday at home.)

It's very funny and I almost choked on my shit while reading it.It's ridiculously funny and well, it's dumb.It's like the type of my previous season's posts...dumb yet with high entertaining value.I know of late, I've not been coming up with new original posts but hey!It's the effort that counts..(Well, not really...)Okay if you guys like these types of reviews...ok I'll do more in the future..

But the other segment coming up shortly is aptly termed as "Bad pieces of Blogs".It's where I comment about shitty blogs like some others have and what I comment you all sure will agree one because I think for the people!

And the other segment is termed as "Lousy pirates"

Regarding 2e3`05 gathering on Monday,15th May 2006

Listen up you fools!or whomsoever from 2e3 last year, er please read the following.

2nd 2e3 gathering 2006.
Venue:Sentosa
Meeting place:Jurong East MRT station
Time:11am
Extra things to take note:Bring proper attire and some crap foods.Expired ones also can.
Notes:We are going out strictly with 2e3 people only.NO other class people.

Ok thats about it.!

New P.B.B.C Badge created!

Hi guys, I've created a logo similar to that under my Links section (eg.NLO,Firefox,D&D).
It's for you guys to put it under ur links.So please don't just link up my blog by using the normal hyperlink function.

It looks like this

15mins work.Nice right?Okay.So the entire html code for this image to be placed in your blog is found under my blog's source code.Lol

Another alternative is Right click that image>save picture as
Then later upload it at imageshack.Then sub in that image URL into the img src="...." tag.
Okay that's all.oie dont blame me for not posting an actual post today as I posted 2 long post yesterday.
And someone commended I blog professionally.Do I?Lol..I dont think so.

So long!

Regarding DVP elections.

COMING UP...
DVP ELECTIONS 06!
This picture is wonderfully done by cave*** and what can I say?I am impressed!

For people not in 2e3`05, you sure dunno who or what is the DVP.If you dunno, you suck.Nah just joking...They are notoriously named "The DVP gang" or in long, digital Video Punks.I dont see the reason why they call themselves punks!

A brief history of DVP

Ok.All the original members joined digital video edting courses during sec1 enrichment.Thus they formed a gang which slacks and does not hand in homework.The original members were:

-Elango Pradeep

-Peter Pradeep

-Jasper

-Elijah

-Jun Yan

Since then, they sought out to slack and do things which are risky.For instance, kick soccer on a hill.They shared a vision,"Take risk, but then no gain,just be happy only."

Jun Yan once jumped from a height of about 1 storey high and escaped unscathed, which is no big deal.They also went home frequently together to the MRT station.And speaking of MRT stations, you know the steep hill behind bukit gombak mrt station, they frequently scaled that mountain which is "state-land".

But in sec2 2006 3rd quarter,the DVP wanted to recruit new members.Thus they put up a notice behind the class seking candidates.

Candidates are:

-Chang Jiun

-Siong Poo

-Hong Ming

They had to go through a series of grueling tests to get into DVP.And Chang Jiun and Siong poo passed the test and successfully got into DVP.

For Hong Ming?He failed to get in.Why?Here's an excerpt from DVP's blog, www.dvp-sec3.blogspot.com (password is likeshit)

Dvp Report on Hong Ming's test
Loyalty: 50:50

Lameness: Passed

Overall Score: FAIL

Reason: Lameness has to be failed to pass overall

To become a member of dvp, thou shall not be lame...

Hong ming was given 10 chances to be lame on 16th feb 2006 during chem lab lesson in 2 periods, Hong ming passed on his lamenesstherefore, we cannot allow him to enter dvp for risk of contaminationTo become a member of dvp, thou must swear to wash his hairit seems obvious of the problem here...It is suspected that Hong ming has not wash his hair since 1995This is agreed on a basis that HM hair is turning form black to brown due to toxic wasteHM hair problem digusts fellow dvp memberstherefore, we cannot allow him to nter dvp due to risk of spreading dandraff.

During the interview for a spot in dvp,we ask HM, can u dont be lame?

HM: k lar, i be serious.and he puts up a **$*%&@ face.. (dunno how 2 describe HM's serious face)We consider this as an act of lameness which is a serious offence for dvp members

HM do u like Jazreel?

HM: Lame Lar! Dun shit lar! Lame Lar!This is the reason y HM score for bravery was deductedhe dares not admit his feelings in front of peopleBollockless....I hereby decide that HM is non-DVP materialtherefore should be disposed of...

That is why he failed.

A disheartened Hong Ming

HM: "WHAT?!I LOST?!"

ME:"不用紧！下次再来！"

Then evil Edward find happiness in his unhappiness.

Elegant Edward

Edward:"Yesss!I will have more time to spend with Hong Ming since he is rejected by DVP.Nvm Hong Ming!They dont want you, but I still want you!!!"

Right.Where was I?Oh.Okay.DVP new members.

Thus the new members of DVP are

Jasper

Elango Pradeep

Peter Pradeep

Elijah

Jun Yan

Siong Poo

Chang Jiun

Oh ya...did I mention they each have different alias when they joined DVP?

DVP member's alias:

Jasper:dunno!

Jun Yan:crazey monkey

Elijah:Shit brain

E.Pradeep:Big Pradeep

P.Pradeep:Small Pradeep

Siong Poo:Mushroom/Poo

Chang Jiun:Caveman

Note:If you are angry(I know someone will be), you shoouldn't be angry cause you cannot be so petty over such a small thing if you are a DVP member.

Ok.Then dunno why Jasper become DVP leader.Thus they felt an air of unfairness. THey beared with the leader, jasper for more than 7months then until now.

DVP ELECTIONS 06!!!Same timing as Singapore GE 06 eh?

So Hong Ming may not win, but he may be considered as NCMP(non-constituency MP)

Who will win this time?Place your bets!

Zixian: My bet's on Jun Yan

Me:....righttt...ok...But I think Jasper will win again.

Joel:OH shit!I WILL SURE WIN ONE!

Me:Shuddap!You are not even in DVP!

Jasper:Yeah baby yeah!Vote for me!And gain...nothing!

Joel:Vote for me and I give you....bananas!(NO OFFENCE.JUST FOR FUN!)

Jun Yan:VOTE for me and I GIVE YOU pirated PS2 games!

Chang Jiun:Vote for me and I'll give you CAVES to live in and rock-boy!(rock version of gameboy with rock solid graphics)

Siong Poo:VOTE FOR ME AND I'LL GIVE YOU MUSHROOMS!

E.Pradeep:Vote for me and I'll give you chocolate!

P.Pradeep:Vote for me and I'll give you errrr.....dunno!

Shih-Yu:Vote for me and I'll run elections in Taiwan!And give free twigs to the world!

Hong Ming:VOTE FOR ME AND I'll give you DANDRUFF!!!ahhh...!

So ladies and gentlemen, Who will win this time?Stay tuned to find out!

Now thats 2 post in 1 single day!This shows that I'm happy with my blog for season 2!Ah 2moro maybe I slack and dont post liao...

Ridiculous advertorials.

This is then a proper post as it wont be as vague as the pervious opening blog post.
Today's topic is adverts which is ridiculous and is made to attract their creators.Don't believe?Then lets see.

The Fart Button(Pop-Up or banner)

Firstly, you look at the title of that popup. Do we EVER need to click to fart?Yeah I fart everyday and it's only right I did.If you have never farted in your entire life, you must be suffering from an blocked ass. Here's an irritating screenshot.

If you were to enlarge that image, the pop up says

The Fart Button

And I'm here laughing and wondering where it will redirect you to!I mean, what has it got to do with blogs?It makes people NOT want to press as people are more educated by the redirecting techniques made up by people who wants to earn popularity.But it doesnt give us that kind of warm welcome.

And what's worse is that the red button is not very attractive as it is not animated.

It's just so ridiculous.It is a by-product of that c-box I have in here

Next, not sure what's the name but says "click here for free screensavers."

Now this is the ad that pisses me off most.And yet this is a classic among many of you, I believe?

Here's why it pisses me off.

Look at the type of screensavers they advertise!I do not mean the file extensions,I mean the pictures.It's quite provacative and if your parents come into the same room as you, you will be forced to alt+tab and change to different site.But your hands cannot be so fast to change without letting your parents get a glimpse of what sites you are visiting.Then you will feel very depressed like you have done something guilty(as if!).Screw you! assholes.

Last one(though I know there are more)"You've won a prize!"

This is also ridiculous and dumb.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!YOU HAVE WON OUR HOURLY PRIZES!Yeah right.As if!Then may I ask you why everytime i go see the banner ID always the same?HUH?WHY?And why fake the original windows buttons for people to "close" the banner?Why try to misdirect people by attracting then to close the window or click ok?Why, may I ask, is the time not running out even after 4 hours?Pathetic shit.

And this wraps up my online advertisement critic.Next up will be television advert critic.I know there are more.People who encounter more ridiculous adverts please inform me and I will put your name as "courtesy of ----".Thanks.

And in case your mind wonders, that gallery player I have is just a crap program which turns your computer into an art piece. And speaking of that new messenger icon, it's windows live messenger.

Download from www.ideas.live.com

It's really nice and more streamlined then the previous non beta version.Btw it's still in beta.

Here's an screenshot.

That is really the type of streamlining I want to see.Although they can do better.Yes thats Chang Jiun in the picture and I dunno what to say!It looks definitely gay ahhh nvm.

And speaking of streamlined programmes,

I'm sure alot of ppl whom I know havent downloaded IE7.I am just to lazy to find the URL for you.But if you want it you can most probably find it at www.microsoft.com/downloads

It's supports tabbed browsing, which is not supported in the previous version, which means that you can open alot of sites at once without opening multiple IE windows.Here's yet another screenshot.

Ok...this really is then end of the first actual post of season 2!

First post of Picture-Blogger Season 2!

Ok...my eyes are burned out today after staring at the screen for more than 6 hours since i got home today...tomorrow then say ba.I spent almost 5 hours edting the template cuz i accidentally knocked the power socket and the com off quite a few times. Eh those who feel strongly that this template should stay or be removed, tag in the tag box to express ur views, i need them. I will give a long post tomorrow. While i get some rest you all tell me ur views.
Thx